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Anonymous sent: when's your birthday?

April 27th :3

futuretoews:

sassycappy87:

letsgopens:

here let me help you with that

forever reblog

NEVER NOT FUNNY

rydellk:

rydellk:

i accidentally printed my english paper onto iron-on paper so as to not waste money since iron-on paper is pretty expensive, i did the logical thing, and now i have a shirt with my opinion of julius caesar on it

true fashion

girl: i'm having vagina surgery
boyfriend: i know
girl: i love you
boyfriend: i love you too
after surgery she wakes up and only dad is there
girl: where is my boyfriend
dad: who do you think gave you the vagina
girl: what

beau-eyes:

viper—snake:

mollym4c:

lmfao want.

im crying

(Source: foodirection)

geno’s twitpics.

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